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After dinner and a movie, Santa drove his date, Jeeto, to a quiet country road and made his move. When Jeeto responded enthusiastically to his kissing, Santa tried sliding his hand up her blouse. Suddenly, Jeeto jerked away, got out of the car is a hurry, and ran home.
Later that night, she wrote in her diary, "A girl`s best friends are her own two legs."
On their next date, Santa returned to the country road. As they were kissing passionately, Santa slid his hand up Jeeto`s groin. Once again, she pulled away, got out of the car, and hurried home.
Later that night, she wrote in her diary, "I repeat, a girl`s best friends are her own two legs."
On the third date, Santa and Jeetoe pair returned to the country road. This time, Jeeto didn`t get home until very late.
That night, Jeeto wrote in her diary, "There comes a time when even the best of friends must part."
- Santa`s dog Three people, 2 men and Mrs Santa, Jeeto, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room.The first man`s dog asked the second man`s dog, 'What you are here for?'
They are putting me down.'
Oh no, says the first dog, why?
The second dog says,'Well, you see... I`ve been chasing... - Don`t rush ! A plane is flying over the Bay of Bengal as Santa, the pilot, is finishing an announcement on the intercom. Putting the mike down, he hits the Off switch. Unbeknownst to him, the switch is malfunctioning and his conversation is broadcast into the passenger area.
'Take over for awhile, Kapoor,' Santa says to his co-pilot and... -
Hunting season ! Santa and his wife, Jeeto, lived aways out in the piney woods and after a few years began to have problems of a very personal nature. Not being well versed in the matters taught in school, Santa decided to consult a physician in regards to the matter.
'Doc, lots of times I get the mating urge out in the fields,' confessed Santa. 'But there`s no way to let my wife know because... - Suffer bitch ! An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn in her foot. She is in absolute agony until an ant strolls by.
So the elephant says, 'Help me, help me.'
But the ant refuses unless the elephants agrees to let the ant have his wicked way with... - Santa`s parrot Santa`s parrot has the habit of jumping on hens, so Santa tells him that if he does it again he will pull out every feather on its head.
The parrot jumps on the hens again, and his head feathers are all pulled out. Meanwhile Jeeto, Santa`s wife, who has pretentions to culture, is having a formal dinner. She appoints the parrot...